Bangalore Vs Rest of India
Category | Rest of India | Bangalore |
---|---|---|
What is a sidewalk? | Shopping center/Homeless Shelter/ Site of temple | Two-wheeler lane |
Autos | Run on Petrol/CNG | Run on Kerosene |
Places where you can fill petrol/Diesel | Petrol Pumps | Petrol Bunks (or Banks) |
How do cops stop your vehicle | Wave hand | Stand in front of the moving vehicle |
Bribe paid to police if caught without documents | 100 Fixed rate | "100 normally. 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy." |
Worst Enemy | Pakistan | TamilNadu |
Most Hated person | Pervez Musharraf | Deve Gowda |
Reasons for rioting | Religion/ sacking of cricket player | Water |
Favourite pastime of residents | Discussing why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?. | Counting potholes |
Front Page news | How their undercover reporters exposed MP's.(Note: Bury the story if your channel/newspaper doesn't have the exclusive). | Reporting number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan Murthy/ Summer/winter/monsoon fashion tips. |
What News Paper editorials talk about | Is dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian Cricket?. | How closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry. |
English Spoken | With regional accent | With California/New York accent. |
Languages Spoken | Hindi/English/Regional | Every language on the planet. |
Reasons for traffic Jams | Cows on the road | Flyover construction/ VIP visiting Infosys. |
Land grabbers | Mafia/Politicians | Software Companies |
Historical Sites | Statues/ Buildings/ Temples | Half constructed Flyovers. |
Frequent Complaints about Govt Departments | Corrupt/ Lazy etc | "Don't have websites/ Emails bounce" |
Labels: funny
1 Comments:
At 5:36 AM, sameer said…
LOL,that was an awesome hilarious observation and true to an extent.
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