Wonderful definitions of designations at office

This I got in one of the mail. I fully agree with most of the definitions. These are very funny.

>Wonderful definitions of designations at office
>
>1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a
>baby in One month.
>
>2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
>
>3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
>babies in one month.
>
>4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
>
>5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
>if no man and woman are available.
>
>6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
>they'll produce a child with zero resources.
>
>7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
>delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
>
>8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS
>to produce a baby.