COOL SUN

Friday, December 23, 2005

A Character Sketch : Part 1

A girl who smokes.. Not a chain smoker but mild one..
A girl who remains cool... who doesnt get angry.. . how???? She uses Japanese way of disposing her anger away..
Now what is this Japanese way??? Actually I have heard that in Japanese workplaces, they have rooms where employees can go and take their anger off to dishes, cups, glasses by breaking them.. What a way???
That is the reason that she does nt have a TV or any very expensive breakable items in her room. Good thinking aunty!!!!
Think of her hubby when she gets married.. Bechara.. He will have to keep lot of cheap breakable items in a room....
A fan of animated movies... She can scare any movie buff kid by naming each and every character of any animated movie..
An avid book reader.....
Claims that she has lot of friends who like her..
Claims that a team reports to her...

Now lets try to figure out how typical day would look like ...
  1. Wakes up at 6am...
  2. Cleans up her house..
  3. Lets hope so..
  4. Get ready..
  5. Smoke
  6. Walk and reach office.
  7. Fun starts here..
  8. read mails...
  9. Forward mails..
  10. Read forwards..
  11. Forward Forwards...
  12. take a break..
  13. go to friends seat...
  14. then to some other friends seat..
  15. Come back to seat..
  16. Step 7 to 11 repeats...
  17. Lunch time ..
  18. Roam around..
  19. Sit in canteen..
  20. Step 15 repeats..
  21. Its 6 o' clock..
  22. Go back home.
  23. Pick up an animation movie for night and some wine/alcohol for night
  24. Smoke.. After a tiring day...
  25. Cook...
  26. Drink
  27. Eat..
  28. Watch the movie.
  29. Try out calling few friends
  30. Someone didnt pick??? Break some plates, cups (Japanese Way)
  31. Talk to someone irresistable ...
  32. Read some book
  33. Sleep....

Now how her Meetings will look like????

First someone will have to search for her for 15 minutes for her.. 15 minutes gone... Great.. Either meeting is cancelled by boss(if she is needed.. very rarely..) or she is found somewhere doing gupshup.. obviously not at her seat...

She will open her laptop.. start watching some stored animation movies during the meeting... making the attendees feel cartoons.. Someone asked some question??? For that (s)he will have to bring her back to meeting mentally...

Hope after sometime people will realise her very important contributions in different meetings and award her for that too..

Actually she claims to have recieve some hefty priced awards for her excellent.. Definitely.. she would have.. Who wouldnt give awards for such contributions.. :)

Will give you her weekend routine in Part 2 .. Keep reading....

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