Shuklaji's Final Year Frustation!!!
When students get into graduation, their age is the best for getting into romantic interests. But in engineering colleges the ratio of boys to girls is terrible. So very few daring ones get a female company. Many boys coming from very conservative family who have talked to girls throughout their lives find it much more frustrating. So this story is about one of our Shuklaji and Guptaji during final semester( Names have been changed to keep the identities secret J)
Shuklaji coming from a small city had not interacted much with girls. He was having some fantasies of getting some girls during the four years of studies. So now he is in final year. Almost four years have passed. Nothing has happened. Final semester. Lot of free time. This resulted in his animal instincts coming to the fore. He has controlled it for long period. But not now. Almost graduate now. Why should he?? He is adult couple of years back.
Guptaji is a close friend of Shuklaji. He knows about Shuklaji’s frustrations. He has many times told shuklaji a lot of stories about his adventures with girls, which included with in Roorkee. He has also told shuklaji about a jugaad near Sapna talkies(around 2.5 km from Hostel) whom he personally knows.
So our Shuklaji comes to our Guptaji for help.
Shuklaji: You promise you wont tell anyone. You will keep it yourself
Guptaji: kya shuklaji? Aapne kaisee baat kar di? Nahi kabhi nahi. Tell me whats the problem
Shuklaji : Yaar, bas bahut ho gaya. Ab Aur Sehen nahi hota. Tum apni jugaad batao. I want to meet her.
Guptaji is a bit shocked. What to do??
Guptaji: Arre nahi shuklaji. That wont be good for you. Aap wahan mat jaaeeye…
Par apne Shuklaji kahan manne wale the. At last guptaji agreed to help.
GUPtaji: Ok Shuklaji, Do one thing, arrange a bicycle ( in Roorkee people riding bicycle rather than bikes at our times) We both can ride on it. And Get some money too
Shuklaji puts some effort and gets a bicycle and some cash. Shuklaji is riding it with our Guptaji having a free ride. Afterall its Shuklaji’s work. 2.5 km of ride with another person is quite tiring. But our Shuklaji is not tired at all. He is too excited to get a jugaad. A bit nervous too. But our Guptaji is helping him by saying nothing to worry about. That jugaad is very accommodative.
When they reach Sapna talkies, our Guptaji gets down of the bicycle and starts looking out for the jugaad.
Guptaji advises his buddy to buy one kg of sweets for her as it wont look good if you go there without anything. From next time onwards it wont be needed… But for the first time its better. Ok. Lets do one thing, you give me the bicycle, I will just locate the jugaad and come back. Meanwhile you get the sweets.
SHuklaji gets some sweets from a nearby shop and starts waiting for Guptaji.
15 minutes gone.
20 minutes gone. Guptaji kahan gaye?? Not yet back?? Feeling a bit tension. Those were the days when you didn’t have mobile that you can locate a person using the same.
Shuklaji, now in two minds. What should he do?? Should he search for his friend? But he has told him to wait there. What if he comes back and doesn’t find him. After waiting for another 5 minutes, he decided to look out for him. He looks around the place for Guptaji. He is not be seen anywhere.
Now he is cursing Guptaji. Sala MC/BC kahan marr gaya. Cycle bhi le gaya.
He decides that he will go back to hostel and hit Gupta. What to do with packet of sweet? Take back to hostel and eat. I will tell that some relative has just given it to him.
So Shuklaji highly disappointed takes steps very slowly back to hostel. It took him half an hour reach the campus. When he reaches near hostel, a couple of dozen people standing and waiting.
One person at the gate of the hostel: Arrey Shuklaji, kahan se aa rahe ho?? Arrey ye mithai ka dibba kis ke liye laa rahe ho?? (With A very big smile)
Shuklaji: Arre yaar kahin se nahi? Kahin nahi.. Ek relative ke yahan gaya tha. Wahin se mithai lekar aaya hoon.
Achha shuklaji, Sapna talkies mein kab se aapke rishtedaar rehne lage???
Around 25 batchmates standing nearby laugh out loudly…
Shuklaji now gets the trap and shouts
MC, batao woh BC Gupta kahan hai????
Within an hour everyone in the campus was talking about it.. :) Shuklaji had a torrid time for next few days. Our dearest Guptaji went underground for few days without a trace.
Shuklaji coming from a small city had not interacted much with girls. He was having some fantasies of getting some girls during the four years of studies. So now he is in final year. Almost four years have passed. Nothing has happened. Final semester. Lot of free time. This resulted in his animal instincts coming to the fore. He has controlled it for long period. But not now. Almost graduate now. Why should he?? He is adult couple of years back.
Guptaji is a close friend of Shuklaji. He knows about Shuklaji’s frustrations. He has many times told shuklaji a lot of stories about his adventures with girls, which included with in Roorkee. He has also told shuklaji about a jugaad near Sapna talkies(around 2.5 km from Hostel) whom he personally knows.
So our Shuklaji comes to our Guptaji for help.
Shuklaji: You promise you wont tell anyone. You will keep it yourself
Guptaji: kya shuklaji? Aapne kaisee baat kar di? Nahi kabhi nahi. Tell me whats the problem
Shuklaji : Yaar, bas bahut ho gaya. Ab Aur Sehen nahi hota. Tum apni jugaad batao. I want to meet her.
Guptaji is a bit shocked. What to do??
Guptaji: Arre nahi shuklaji. That wont be good for you. Aap wahan mat jaaeeye…
Par apne Shuklaji kahan manne wale the. At last guptaji agreed to help.
GUPtaji: Ok Shuklaji, Do one thing, arrange a bicycle ( in Roorkee people riding bicycle rather than bikes at our times) We both can ride on it. And Get some money too
Shuklaji puts some effort and gets a bicycle and some cash. Shuklaji is riding it with our Guptaji having a free ride. Afterall its Shuklaji’s work. 2.5 km of ride with another person is quite tiring. But our Shuklaji is not tired at all. He is too excited to get a jugaad. A bit nervous too. But our Guptaji is helping him by saying nothing to worry about. That jugaad is very accommodative.
When they reach Sapna talkies, our Guptaji gets down of the bicycle and starts looking out for the jugaad.
Guptaji advises his buddy to buy one kg of sweets for her as it wont look good if you go there without anything. From next time onwards it wont be needed… But for the first time its better. Ok. Lets do one thing, you give me the bicycle, I will just locate the jugaad and come back. Meanwhile you get the sweets.
SHuklaji gets some sweets from a nearby shop and starts waiting for Guptaji.
15 minutes gone.
20 minutes gone. Guptaji kahan gaye?? Not yet back?? Feeling a bit tension. Those were the days when you didn’t have mobile that you can locate a person using the same.
Shuklaji, now in two minds. What should he do?? Should he search for his friend? But he has told him to wait there. What if he comes back and doesn’t find him. After waiting for another 5 minutes, he decided to look out for him. He looks around the place for Guptaji. He is not be seen anywhere.
Now he is cursing Guptaji. Sala MC/BC kahan marr gaya. Cycle bhi le gaya.
He decides that he will go back to hostel and hit Gupta. What to do with packet of sweet? Take back to hostel and eat. I will tell that some relative has just given it to him.
So Shuklaji highly disappointed takes steps very slowly back to hostel. It took him half an hour reach the campus. When he reaches near hostel, a couple of dozen people standing and waiting.
One person at the gate of the hostel: Arrey Shuklaji, kahan se aa rahe ho?? Arrey ye mithai ka dibba kis ke liye laa rahe ho?? (With A very big smile)
Shuklaji: Arre yaar kahin se nahi? Kahin nahi.. Ek relative ke yahan gaya tha. Wahin se mithai lekar aaya hoon.
Achha shuklaji, Sapna talkies mein kab se aapke rishtedaar rehne lage???
Around 25 batchmates standing nearby laugh out loudly…
Shuklaji now gets the trap and shouts
MC, batao woh BC Gupta kahan hai????
Within an hour everyone in the campus was talking about it.. :) Shuklaji had a torrid time for next few days. Our dearest Guptaji went underground for few days without a trace.
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