Discussion on RASNA

Venue: My house in Bangalore
Topic: What went wrong with Rasna?
Participants: Boilal, Ravi, Sriram and Vipin
Catalysts: 12 KF bottles, some chicken kabab, A Quarter Vodka and Half bottle Whisky
Duration: 1130pm to 6 am on Saturday Nite
Victims: My houseowner and neighbours

Interesting part of the discussion was that we were able to discuss the issue in detail. Some of the observations made were:
1. Difficulty in preparation; availability
2. Coming of big players like Pepsi/coke which flooded the media and market
3. Used for parties
4. Still known as kids drink

Major competition from Cola

Strategy suggested in the end:
1. Attack Cola on healthiness of drinks (tough one)
2. Come up with easy to use product
3. Resolve supply chain issues; make your product available.

Kahani mein Twist....

A cop stops a drunkard and asks him:
cop: Where r you going?
Dru: I'm going to listen to the lecture on the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.
cop: At night? And who will give a lecture?
Dru: My wife and mother-in-law!

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At weddings old aunts used to tease me saying "You are next, you are next."
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals...!!

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law

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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.