Men...

The categories... Very hilarious. Couldnt help linking it. :)

http://moushumi.blogspot.com/2007/03/men.html

Acceptance ...

I liked this forward... So blogging it...

When someone is doing something or about to do something, in a way I don’t want it to be done - and i m not able to accept it - i become angry.
When someone is doing something or about to do something, in a way I don’t want it to be done - and i m able to accept it - i remain tolerant.

When someone is having something or someone is able to produce the results which i m not able to produce - and I m not able to accept it - I become jealous.
When someone is having something or someone is able to produce the results which i m not able to produce - and i m able to accept it - i get inspired.

When i m encountering uncertainty or is about to encounter uncertainty, which i m not sure how i m going to handle - and i m not able to accept it - it causes fear in me.
When i m encountering uncertainty or is about to encounter uncertainty, which i m not sure how i m going to handle - and i m able to accept it - i feel adventurous about it.

When someone has done something that has emotionally hurt me - and i m not able to accept it - it develops hatred in me.
When someone has done something that has emotionally hurt me - and i m able to accept it - it helps me forgive them.

When someone is present in my thoughts, but is not physically present - and i m not able to accept it - i say ‘i m missing u’.
When someone is present in my thoughts, but is not physically present - and i m able to accept it - i say ‘i m thinkin of u’.

Thus, Emotional Equation becomes:
Something + acceptance = positive emotion
Something + non-acceptance = negative emotion

So, it is not ’something’ or ’someone’ who is making me feel positive or negative, but it’s my ‘acceptance’ or ‘non-acceptance’ of something or someone, which impacts things

How to make woman happy !

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0).
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)… In the rain (+8)… But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0).
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5).
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-100)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) ……..
Named Rita (-50)
Rita is single (-100) and is really beautiful (-250)
HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1).
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+10)
You take her to a movie you like (-5)
It's called 'Death Cop' (-30)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-45).
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
Hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned - - ?? Expression (0).
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have???