Top 10 kidisms- courtesy baby center

When I said to Dylan (4yrs) "please tidy up these toys, I am sick of looking at them" replied with "well dont look at them then!"- added 21/04/2008 by FayeNDylan · 411 votes

Lily you have shoe's on the wrong feet .....No mummy they are my feet...- added 13/01/2008 by pickleholder · 368 votes

Me: "I'm not here to tidy up after you, you know". Loki (4): "Well, what are you here for then?" :-O- added 25/02/2008 by SharonBug · 273 votes

Another "not funny" one but I have to post this cause it made me melt. "Mummy, you make my heart happy"- added 31/03/2008 by NatSophandCharlie · 266 votes

Not my child, but we found it funny. My OH nephew on going to see his new brother and sister in hospital after they were born. Looked at them and pointing at just one said 'mmm, can we have that one?' bit like going to choose a puppy!- added 21/08/2009 by lolly10 · 248 votes

Me: "how would you like a brother or sister?" - Jake: "I'd really like an older brother"- added 07/01/2008 by amelie2 · 242 votes

When Jake was about 3 he asked me what my "down there" was.... I was so taken aback I blurted out "fairy" and he said... "no it's not, it's not got wings"- added 05/02/2008 by amelie2 · 201 votes

"Mummy, what's that sugar all over our computer? "that's not sugar, that's dust"- added 13/01/2008 by emmapudding · 197 votes

When Freya was little we were playing Billy Goats Gruff over a sweet little bridge at a National Trust property. Dh was chasing her as the troll and Freya ran off crying, "Oh no! It's the remote control!"- added 30/03/2008 by akjc · 193 votes

Jake 4 years: I love you more than power rangers!!- added 09/01/2008 by amelie2 · 93 votes