Funny things which kids have said

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1. Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
2. Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
3. Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
4. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
5. Susan was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
6. Danni stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
7. Tammy was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
8. Mark was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
9. Clinton was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
10. James was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

Its a Magic world

Its amazing. There is magic everywhere. A flying bird. A fluttering colourful butterfly. A switch can light up the bulb. Switching on the fan. Making noises. Clapping.
Its magic. Look it through my son's eyes. The pure joy in his eyes when he these things working. He really loves all of it.
His joy makes me feel how many things we take for granted as if there is nothing great about, as if they were always there. We never enjoy the existence of these seemingly unimportant things.
But for my son every new thing is magical. He loves them. He can get angry with his toys for not acting as per his wishes. He hugs and loves every soft toy.
And me ... I love every thing he loves. The way he calls me pappa and sometimes mummum. The way he hugs me when he is feeling shy. The way he follows my small instructions. The way he always helps us when we are busy arranging the house. The way he brooms the floor. The way he tries to clean the mess which he has created. His smiles after his acts of naughtiness. His way of catching our attention.
It breaks my heart to see him cry. Or to see him unwell. Or to see him in pain. Or when I am not able to help him. Or when he cries when I am leaving.
But for me also a magic world. Magic world of my son. Blessing from God. The joys he has given us. The way my son recognized my first touch.
Its all magic. Magic of love. Magic of Trust. Magic of Togetherness.

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